Certainties: Death, taxes and annual iPhone forecast cuts

Stop the Macalope if you’ve heard this one.OK, not literally. He doesn’t get paid if he doesn’t write a whole column. And alfalfa doesn’t get delivered for free. Somewhere, presumably, it grows free but the Macalope hasn’t figured out where that is yet.But have you heard the very bad awful news? Yes, estimates of first calendar quarter iPhone X sales are being cut and it’s not at all like we go through this hand-wringing exercise every year, oh, wait, it&rsquo