Apple is doomed because it’s late to (insert big thing here)

It is the year 2022 and it is finally time to ask ourselves the seminal question of our time: Why do people keep saying things?Oh, not all things that are said are bad. But an increasing number of them are and have been for some time now. Let’s go back to the year 2018. Long hair, billowy shirts and calling people “your royal dankness” were all the rage, as were dire warnings that Apple was about to miss the boat on 5G.5G was the next wave of mobile connectivity hotness and Ap