NottmPostEG published Morrissey in quotes - the wit and wisdom

Morrissey will kick off his UK tour in Nottingham next week, rather fittingly on Friday the 13th. To mark the occasion, we've compiled some of the most memorable quotes, quips and life lessons from the indie icon and master of misery...

"The Brit Awards are ghastly. I would never accept a Brit. It would be like Laurence Olivier being happy getting a TV Times award."

"Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death."

"I wish that Prince Charles had been shot. I...