Instant karma when a thief got stuck

Instant karma. A car which was stopped by force by police about two weeks ago has since been left on the corner of the road. It had some nice wheels on it, so some little ass decided he'd pop along and take them off. I don't think he's very knowledgeable about how to remove them however, because while waking for a pee at 2.30am this morning, I could hear someone screaming for help. I went to take a look outside but the shouting was intermittent and I couldn't see anyone. I called the police and