Facebook announces a meaningless roster of ‘new values’

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has informed his employees they are now called Metamates, that it’s time for a new cultural operating system at Meta, and more miscellaneous corporate dribble.
An announcement of Facebook/Meta’s fresh set of ‘values’ was apparently initially delivered to Facebook employees at an all hands meeting, but CEO Mark Zuckerberg has published a Facebook post (who does that anymore?) detailing his thoughts to the rest of us.
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