Connectivity demons beware the Not Spot Squad is protecting London

The Major of London has come to our save us from ourselves, as he delivers a bold promise to irradiate the city of pesky connectivity issues with his glorious Not Spot Squad.
It sounds like an idea which has been taken directly from the script of The Thick of It, but the Not Spot Squad will trawl the streets of London searching for areas where connectivity is not what the digital demographics expect. We can just imagine a horde of stuffy and sweaty civil servants, crowded around a busy white boa