Barclaycard breakthrough boosts UK boozer business

Pay @ Pump is a self-service beer pump that you can pay for contactlessly with your phone, enabling punters to get drunk more quickly than ever before.
The innovation was inspired by Barclaycard’s empathy for UK boozers who often have to wait for minutes for their next fix of lovely, wholesome ale. The resulting loss of drinking productivity is a cause of national concern as arguments about the football and character assassinations of absent colleagues are being put on hold in order to sta