Google keeps finding new ways to crash the stock market's AI party

David Paul Morris/Bloomberg via Getty ImagesGoogle parent Alphabet is throwing its hat in the stock-offering ring with $80 billion of planned financing.The announcement comes at a time when investors are gearing up for OpenAI, Anthropic, and SpaceX to go public.Investors may elect to buy Alphabet stock rather than shares of newly public AI unicorns.At this point, investors have come to expect a certain level of disruption from Alphabet.Once an afterthought, the Google parent stormed the gates of