A beginner's guide to being a rabble-rousing, corporate-raiding, CEO's-worst-nightmare hedge fund manager

Imagine walking into a boardroom, introducing yourself to the chairman — perhaps opening with an insult or a threat to make things very uncomfortable for the entire board — and then saying "time to do things my way."
Oh, but while you're doing this, you're neither a controlling shareholder, founder, or even an executive at the business.
You're an activist — that breed of investor that doesn't sit quietly while things go their way, or don't.
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