Pray that you don't win the Powerball – it would be terrible | David Ferguson

The odds of being rich, famous and happy are even worse than actually winning the $1.5bn jackpot
The Powerball prize as of this writing is hovering at $1.5bn and everybody is freaking out. People who haven’t been inside a gas station since pay-at-the-pump was invented are lining up at registers alongside the cigarette smokers, cash customers and regular lottery ticket buyers to have their chance to throw away some money at a one-in-292-million chance at winning the big prize.But before you