How funny do you think you are? Personality quiz

Make up the punchlines to five jokes then discover whether you are a complete gagmeister or a total painHow funny do you think you are? To find out, complete the following zingers - ideally with a willing friend or partner - and compare your witticisms. Possible answers are shown at the bottom of the page. (a) The angler told me he hadn’t had a bite in days. So…
(b) The good-looking anaesthetist was nicknamed “Appendix” because…
(c) Carrots are definitely good for