Forget ‘baby on board’ - how about a badge for the recently dumped? | Catherine Shoard

Why restrict badges to happily pregnant women when the world is only too full of people who urgently do need cheering up?Turns out there is very little point wearing a baby-on-board badge if you commute in rush hour. Squeezing through the doors is challenge enough, getting close enough to the seats to be spotted a pipe dream.Still, I’ve kept mine pinned on, partly in case I’m up early enough to travel off-peak, and partly as a discreet way to alert acquaintances I’m not just ev