Why I’m Not Setting New Year's Resolutions

Around this time of year, I’m forced to face this woman I love to hate. She’s thinner (obviously) with better hair and skin and clothes. She’s got piles of cash from books she doesn’t just manage to write but also sell. She nails deal after deal and collaborates astoundingly well with all colleagues in all meetings on all projects for all the companies she works with.She rescues both the rainforest and orphans while passively making money on the stock market; effortlessly