The Waugh Zone Thursday September 21, 2017

1. THE EGO HAS LANDED
The RAF Voyager jet carrying Boris Johnson and Theresa May touched down back in London this morning after an extraordinary few days in north America. The pair of them are next off to the special 10am Cabinet meeting to discuss the PM’s Brexit speech, ahead of its delivery in Florence tomorrow.
Word is that May spent most of the flight soundly asleep, even though Boris was not far away (having agreed to join her in a show of unity, rather than get an earlier commercial