The force May be with you, in a strong and stable war on Brussels | John Crace

Only the PM could save Britain from the Evil Empire. The continental press had misrepresented her plans for intergalactic domination This wasn’t an election. It was war. The Queen hadn’t been too happy to hear it during their half-hour meeting, but even a monarch had to bow before the wishes of the Supreme Leader. As her limo returned to Downing Street from Buckingham Palace, Kim Jong-May strode purposefully towards the lectern set up in front of No 10. It was time to address her sub