Boris Johnson for PM? David ‘bra size’ Davis? Or the Fox? Place your bets | Marina Hyde

Is Britain trapped in a never-ending Conservative leadership race, or could it all turn out to be a bad dream?There is some dispute as to who first described the male libido as like being chained to a madman. Certainly, Kingsley Amis described the eventual loss of his as a relief: “For 50 years, it was like being chained to an idiot.” For Britain, no such unshackling is at hand. Barring the Blairite interregnum, Britain has been chained to the insatiable Eurosceptics of the Cons