Warburtons unveils Trump crumpets: 'Grill him. Burn him. Cut him into pieces'

Warburtons has mounted a public relations stunt to butter up the British public for the delayed arrival of president Trump on UK shores. Marking the visit is the "release" of a special edition product, six ‘thick and fluffy Trumpets’.
Modelled on the more traditional crumpet, with an edible quiff, the tasty treats are designed to ‘Make teatime great again’ as the Republican’s unique brand of populist politics arrives on our own dinner tables.
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