How I wrote a 100,000-word novel in four weeks and what it did for my copywriting

We were on holiday when it happened.
What happened?
I discovered I was a novelist. Here’s how it went down.
“You know,” my wife said, “the difference between us is that you’re a writer who does marketing for a living and I’m a marketeer who does writing for a living”.
If visual clichés appeal to you, then imagine a great, big, shining light bulb bursting into cordless life above my head.
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