Gloating about voting: the general election result should remind us not to believe everything we read

The results are in... and my 100% record of predicting human behaviour and elections around the world remains intact.
As a Member of The Inner Magic Circle with Gold Star as well as a lawyer, predictions and a deep understanding of human behaviour come with the territory. I again successfully predicted the course of this election, the media coverage and the results. 
At the beginning of this roller coaster election I set out the recipe for ensuring victory.
I also predicted the results with