Fifty Shades Darker – the first trailer deconstructed

From painfully ejaculatory fireworks to dry-humping in the shower, Stuart Heritage provides a handy guide to the highlights of the new Fifty Shades film
The first full-length Fifty Shades Darker trailer has just been released. Fifty Shades Darker, you’ll remember, is a film you won’t watch based on a book you haven’t read, that acts as a sequel to a film you haven’t watched based on a book your mum read once.But fear not. Even though you know nothing of the film’s s