Bard, Bing, and the 90% problem

I don't know if you've heard, but Search As We Know It™ is, like, totally on the brink of being changed forever.Forever, gersh dern it! Did you process that?! THINGS MAY NEVER BE THE SAME!!In all seriousness, if you've read much tech news over the past few weeks, you've probably been inundated with endless certain-sounding statements about how Microsoft's move toward an AI-powered search setup and Google's slightly more awkward stumbling in the same direction are about to usher in an enti