Yes, it's me, President Trump, visiting some third-world hellhole

Am welcomed by the Queen in London England. Where can you get a decent burger in this Buckingham place?. Get dropped at Air Force One shortly after nine on Sunday night. Settle down to watch some gorilla YouTube videos, before going to sleep on the couch. As usual Melania has taken the main bedroom and locked me out. Wake up to find it’s nearly 9am and we’re about to land. That means we must have been in the air for 12 hours. I hadn’t realised Europe was so far away. An aide ex