My Baftas adventure: Dev Patel, liquid diabetes and clapping injuries

All the stars were at the awards ceremony. And so was our columnist, stuffing his face with weird food and applauding everything from duff skits to political point-scoringMy anxiety kicks in days before the actual show, which is the first glitzy awards ceremony I’ve ever attended. “What does black tie actually mean?” I think, wondering if it requires tails and a bow tie, or if a literal black tie will be OK. I Google image search “Bafta” and it throws up a picture o