Johnson's onanism gag is no surprise: his career is based on pleasing himself

Truth and lies are interchangeable to this sociopath’s sociopath. It’s hard to imagine a less sensitive prime minister. “Where have you been all this time” asked most of Yorkshire. “Haven’t you heard?” Boris Johnson replied. “There’ve been terrible floods. Why on earth would anyone want to come here now?” “But you’re the prime minister.” “I know. And I’ve just come up with this absolutely cracking wanking g