If the government goes on strike, it will be worth it for the LOLs

Ken Clark: ‘Boris is useless, isn’t he?’ Theresa May: ‘I know, isn’t it marvellous?’ Photograph: Jessica Taylor/UK parliament handout/EPA MondayThe only thing any of us can be certain about is that we will die. Most of us – myself included – only manage to cope with this knowledge by burying it deep into our subconscious and living each day as if we and those we love are immortal. I’m much less of a hypochondriac than I was 20 years ago and I