Get ready for Brexit? With these clowns?

‘I don’t think I shall phone these clowns’: Simon Fairlie has a nightmare decoding government advice. Photograph: Kirsty O’Connor/PAAs an importer of goods from Europe I have received several communications from the government over the last six months urging me to apply for something called an EORI number, which will enable me to continue trading in the event of a no-deal Brexit.Until recently I ignored them, assuming that no deal was unlikely. But last month I received a