Fed up with being called granny? Move to Liverpool and be queen instead

Her Majesty visiting Liverpool in 2011. Photograph: Getty ImagesIn 1982, following a threat to the future of fewer than 4,000 Falkland Islanders, all service personnel were recalled to duty and all leave cancelled. Could all MPs please explain to the more than 66 million people of the UK why they think it is appropriate for them to be away from their place of duty for eight weeks during a time when the UK faces a fundamental change to its way of life and future.Alison MandevilleTruro, Cornwall&b