Brexit Westminster is like the Crystal Maze on crystal meth

‘All she cared about was that she’d created the ultimate lose-lose situation.’ Photograph: Mark Duffy/APThe only person missing was Prince Edward. Brexit has now turned Westminster into the Crystal Maze on crystal meth. A looking-glass world where any truth has a half-life measured in milliseconds, where normal rules no longer apply and every MP is desperate to play the joker. The best the rest of us can hope for is to wake up to find we had been dropped into the ninth series o