Boris Johnson’s chaotic private life parallels his public pronouncements

He seems to think he will get what he wants because he wants it ... Boris Johnson. Photograph: Oli Scarff/AFP/Getty ImagesThey sit in a field, no drinks on the table, loved up as never before – or so we are to believe. We are expected to call them Boris and Carrie, as though they are people we might know or even like. How much can we be played? All that plays in my head is Grace Jones snarling Chrissie Hynde’s superb lines: “Your sentimental gestures only bore me to death / You