03-03-2020 20:52 via theguardian.com

Boris fails to convince with sanitised take on coronavirus | John Crace

PM sought to calm nation but it soon became clear his emergency plan was remarkably thinAnd… breathe. Though not too deeply. And certainly not all over anybody else. After more than six weeks of mooching around No 10 hoping the pangolins would deal with the coronavirus on their own, Boris Johnson finally broke off from his sabbatical to ease widespread concerns about a global pandemic with an emergency press conference. Don’t panic! Don’t panic!There were no face masks or brea
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