'Boris first' policy unites UK by blaming half the country for our problems

Cheer up! It’s Boris Johnson’s first speech as PM.Photograph: David Hartley/Rex/ShutterstockThe Queen waved goodbye to Theresa May and sighed heavily. She had been in this job too long. As had the next person she was about to see. And he hadn’t officially even started. Moments later Boris Johnson breezed in as if he owned the place.“Has it really come to this?” said Her Maj. “I’m afraid so,” the Johnson’s Johnson replied, grabbing her hand as