Ageing boy band’s reunion manages to hit all the wrong notes | John Crace

Final line up of Take Twat for Tory leadership debate decided at second round of voting earlier He speaks. And yet he still says nothing. Given that he has been held hostage by his minders for the past few months, it was only fair that Boris Johnson was given the chance to answer the first question on the BBC’s Tory leadership debate. “Piffle, paffle, wiffle, waffle,” said the pasty-faced, priapic Mr Blobby. His time in captivity has played havoc with his complexion.And with hi