Someone Has Finally Invented A Fitbit For Getting Drunk

Image credit: ProofWhat is technology for if not being a substitute for our self-control? People who don’t drink nearly as much as we do might talk about ‘efficiency’ and ‘progression’ but we reckon we’ve solved the age-old question of ‘why do we continue to innovate’? Because hangovers suck – that’s why.
Hungover people can’t do anything. Think of the loss of national productivity due to hangovers every year. The government needs