This might be my last World Cup

I’ve got my World Cup charts pinned up, the guides marked, all clichés underlined. ITV is set up on my computer for the first game. This year’s cup has coincided with me downsizing, moving my bedroom and my office from upstairs to downstairs for the first time in 64 years. I realised I won’t be able to manage getting upstairs for much longer; goodness, sometimes I am so sensible. But it means everything is in chaos. Turns out I have to watch ITV on my computer. All that