Whining celebs like Philip Schofield could learn a thing or two from this Strictly star

The self-pitying Cast Away star is one of a long list of untalented mediocrities with an inner belief that they were born to achieve great things – and feel outrage when it slips away. Mirror columnist Brian Reade argues that the celebrity we all really admire, is a stoic Scouser with a talent for self-deprecation… if not dancing