I stage ‘polite protests’ to spread laughter

It was our way of preventing being misrepresented by the bad manners of our loutish government (Picture: Suzi Warren)‘Welcome to Britain. Sorry we’re being a bit weird.’ Two years ago, I found myself standing next to this banner outside Eurostar’s arrival entrance at St Pancras station, with a bunch of pastries. The sign on my trolley read: ‘How very nice of you to come. Cake?’My friend and I welcomed guests from Europe into our country, telling them