I missed Tory conference to avoid being polite to Truss supporters – give me a lettuce any day

Fleetstreet legend and Mirror columnist, Paul Routledge, sends gentle tales from his West Yorkshire allotment, Mrs R’s pantry and the Old White Bear. This week, Paul is glad he's not at reporting from the toffs conference like he has in the past, preferring the gentler pace of the Isle of Bute…