Fart-suppressing corsets... meat gut gowns... and the one celeb auditioning for a Kanye West porno: KENNEDY'S wickedly scathing verdict on the low fashion at the XXX-rated Met Gala

I was exhausted by the humorless extravagance and wouldn't have been surprised to see that pale-faced ghoul Effie Trinket from the Hunger Games strolling down the carpet next.