Vitus Mach 3 bicycle review – ‘Maybe the thieves just couldn’t resist it’

I had been enjoying the Vitus Mach 3 very much before it was stolenI am not a violent person. I’ve never punched anyone in the face, or kicked them in the knackers. Even in my netballing days on the pitiless Lancastrian high school circuit I was not one for scratching a rival when the referee wasn’t looking. Yet I wish nothing but pain and prolonged misery for the subhuman scum who stole this lovely bicycle from outside Fred Aldous in Manchester’s Northern Quarter while I went