iMessage is the only thing keeping me on an iPhone

There once was a time I texted without fireworks. I'm never going back.  Honestly, is there a better way to say you have a stomachache than with virtual pyrotechnics? Nope, and it doesn't even stop there. You communicate your malaise with fireworks and then toss in an animation of an obese cat eating pizza. And ice cream.  SEE ALSO: I ditched Android for an iPhone 7, and I'm not sorry This is what it's like to text with an iPhone in 2017. Apple's iOS 10 update transformed iMessage, the