Fighting Talk: Hey BT, improve your coverage first, then we'll talk about perfect 4G

Did you get excited about BT Mobile this week? I didn't. I live in a special part of the UK known as "The Countryside" where you're lucky if you have any mobile signal at all, let alone a 4G mast of ultimate power. It's funny living in The Countryside. It's like you're actually living in a make believe nation where everything is worse and no one cares about you, similar to Borat's downtrodden portrayal of rural Kazakhstan. My phone just says "G" when it's not on Wi-Fi. Here,