Any muppet could write The Tempest, pre-internet

Shakespeare had it easy. Writing an 800-word column while resisting the siren call of online gossip? That’s a literary triumphAddicts talk about hitting “rock bottom” with their vice, and given that I am definitely addicted to the internet, I know exactly when I reached mine. It wasn’t the multiple times I Googled the 1990 Bacardi advert five minutes before a deadline, purely to relive that glorious moment from my youth when alcohol advertised itself by promising it would