The Fiver | Precisely how many apologies are enough apologies?

Sign up now! Sign up now! Sign up now? Sign up now!There are an uncanny number of links between West Brom bench bandit Alan Pardew and religion. Pardew’s surname itself, of course. At Crystal Palace his chairman was called Parish, defined as “a small administrative district typically having its own church and a priest or pastor”. Just as Jesus is associated with John the Baptist, Pardew is close to John the Carver. The bits at the end of the phrases “played 27”, &ld