Nasa Hiring ‘Planetary Protection Officer” To Protect Earth From Aliens

Should everyone breath easier knowing that Nasa has a ‘Planetary Protection Officer’ on duty? Of course, you realize that its your tax money that pays his salary, and those of all the other Nasa Technocrats. ⁃ TN EditorNasa is hiring someone who can defend Earth from alien contamination.
The full-time role of “planetary protection officer” will involve ensuring that humans in space do not contaminate planets and moons, as well as ensuring that al