Sara Pascoe’s top ten rules for festival-goers

Heading to Glastonbury this summer? Avoid the headliner, for starters. Here’s a survival guide for fans of music in a field• Don’t miss the bumper Guardian festival guide this SaturdayLook, guys, I’m not your mum, but that’s never stopped me telling you what to do, nor should it. You may have attended many festivals in your time, or maybe this year is your very first – either way you will find lots of publications trying to give you advice, like “Oooh, we