Valentine’s Day Pack: Gummy Bag of Dicks, Pop-Up Dick Card, and Optional Dick Confetti

Tired of the same old chocolates and sappy greeting cards? Ready to give Cupid the middle finger and a hearty laugh? Look no further than the Valentine’s Day Pack you never knew you needed: a Gummy Bag of Dicks, a Pop-Up Dick Card, and—if you’re feeling extra festive—Optional Dick Confetti. Because nothing says “I love you” quite like a colorful, sugary phallic parade wrapped in a bow. It’s the perfect combo of sweet, sassy, and slightly inappropriate&md