Midlife Crisis Custom Embroidered Hat

There comes a time in every adult’s life when they look around, sigh deeply, and decide the only rational solution is to buy a motorcycle, take up electric guitar, and start calling themselves “Blade.” But why stop there? Why not crown your spiral into absurdity with a Midlife Crisis Custom Embroidered Hat? Nothing says “I peaked during the Clinton administration” quite like personalized headwear shouting your emotional unraveling in Comic Sans. It’s cheaper t