Funny Dog Tag

Some dog tags say “Max” or “Buddy” or “Do Not Feed Bacon (I’m Allergic).” But then there are the elite few—those proud pooches strutting around the dog park with a tag that reads: “If I’m alone, I’ve escaped. Call my human. He’s slow, but he tries.” These are not just dogs; these are escape artists, comedians, and unlicensed therapists. One tag even said, “I fart and blame the cat.” That dog is a legend.
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