Dog Wig

It started with an Instagram ad at 2 AM—“Your dog deserves a full head of luscious locks.” I clicked faster than my dog chases squirrels. Two days later, a hot pink curly dog wig arrived, and my border collie went from “farm chic” to “Beverly Hills housewife” in under ten seconds. Her tail wagged with the smug confidence of someone who knows they just upstaged the entire neighborhood.
Suddenly, life changed. Walks turned into paparazzi moments. People st