Dick Towel

You’ve heard of multitasking, but have you ever dried off and offended your entire family at the same time? Introducing the Dick Towel—an absolute masterpiece in the fine art of beachwear chaos. It’s got front, back, and sass, proudly turning every hotel pool into an R-rated comedy sketch. Who needs modesty when you can wrap up in this Picasso of pelvic parody?
Not only does it challenge social norms, but it challenges your friends to keep a straight face. Weddings, barbecues,